Travels with L1: AKA It could not be worse!

My dear dear fried L1 has been up all nite from a flight from DC via Denver...darn ole Denver for having put its terminal into the Midwest plains somewhere...far away from anything or anyone....nap time. Just image two cats with pampers on walking around with their back legs hobbled.....this is suppose to make you laugh if u know the context....anyway it is official I am a aunt cuz I get to take h somewhere now...yea! yea!